Thanks to Adam Brickley, I now know the power of blogging for politics. If he can get Sarah Palin to be the Vice President Nominee for the Republican Party, I can get Corogenes (the Obama intern) drafted for 2012.
Look out world, this Palin glasses-wearing lady likes to be in pictures next to International things…meaning she has PLENTY of International Relations experience.
Unlike Palin’s aversion to polar bears and all that they stand for, Corogenes won’t stand for lawn gnomes without proper garments. Like the saying goes, “A naked gnome brings an unconventional home.”
Corogenes admits to smoking little smokies at times in her youth, but has stated that she did not enjoy it.
Like Palin, Corogenes enjoys a good moose hunt. Where would the world be without shooting some animals, endangered or not?
Although, Corogenes does not have any pregnant teenage daughters, she has noticed the recent occurance in the popularity of teen pregnancies in the media in the form of “Juno,” the horrible new ABC drama “The Secret Life of The American Teenager,” the Pregnancy Pact of 2008, and Jamie Lynn Spears’ efforts at one-upping her sister’s bad parenting.
To them, she asks, “WWJD?” as she puts a new doilie hat on a naked lawn gnome somewhere out there.
Finally, Corogenes scoffs at jokes that compare soccer moms to pit bulls. She prefers jokes about your mother or your face. Both, equally funny looking.
So Vote Corogenes for 2012, and you won’t regret your choice. Or your life.
-The Boxcar Children
Right about now my cat makes for a good VP choice.
She’s diverse (calico), speaks several languages (tooth, claw, tail-twitches, meows), works hard and is dedicated to ending hunger (you should see the big bags of food she requisitions!), practices tough foreign policy (mi casa no su casa), and most importantly, she believes American workers need and deserve shorter work days, better pay, and mid afternoon naps.
What’s not to love?
PS: Governor Palin gives me bad dreams…
PSS: Does my link work this time? I have no idea why it never does. I give the comment thing the right address.