This week, I:
- Learned how to drive a stick-shift (kind of)
- Rode a motorcycle for the first time
- Started my application to graduate school
- Fulfilled a request made three years ago
- Bought a GRE book
- Accidentally typed ‘GED’ book instead of ‘GRE’ (same thing, right?!)
- Began moving into my new apartment
- Watched two little dogs shiver next to their owners (little dogs shiver a lot)
- Planted grapevines
- Was asked to be a godmother
- Accidentally typed ‘grandmother’ instead of ‘godmother’ (same thing, right?!)
- Started planning on how to lead my new godchild astray
- Wondered why ants seem to enjoy traveling in cement cracks
- Listened to drunk crack addicts at the Dollar Store talk about how much they love amarretto flavoring (they just love it)
- Wondered what termites look like….THIS:
On a more important note:In addition to not being very delicious, Laffy Taffy candies are not very funny. Or maybe I need to be thinking on a higher plane of thought in order to fully understand the humor of “What did the noodle say to the butter?” Don’t Try And Butter Me Up.
I don’t get it. I’m not sure why a noodle would even be talking to butter. Do people typically use butter on their noodles? Or is that the point of why the noodle is asking not to be buttered? Because it’s health and cholesterol conscious? Why couldn’t a roll be talking to butter? They seem cool. Rolls know how to take a joke.
-The Leftovers
