Posted in Uncategorized, tagged humor, jobs on June 18, 2008 | No Comments »
Recently, I made a remarkable discovery. I have been accidentally using the men’s bathroom for four weeks now at my new job. Surprisingly, no one has said a thing. Although, I’ve gotten some strange looks.
It’s not entirely my fault. The skirt stick figure and pantsless stick figure were not on the door. They were on the [...]
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There comes (a) time(s) in every person’s life where they realize that they are an adult. Some figure this novel concept out at age 45 where they realize it’s time they stopped working at Burger Barn with uniform pit stains that have been accumulating since high school. Others come to this conclusion as they’re sitting [...]
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged advice, humor, jokes on May 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Upon searching the web, I found the age old joke that gets told time and again when “the liberal arts” are mentioned. You know the one where the joke is that all the other “important” degrees ask relevant questions of the world, and the liberal arts major’s only question is “Do you want fries with [...]
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I received a mass e-mail from my step mom congratulating both my sister and I on our graduations this week. Mine from college. Hers from preschool.
PRESCHOOL?! With a cap and gown and everything?!
Why, yes. It turns out while I was going across the stage in my black gown and gold and white chords, celebrating 17+ [...]
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